Saturday, September 19, 2009

Confession Number Sixty-Six

I must confess...


... that I haven't kept this blog updated lately and I really don't mind.

Anyway, I've been looking at mylifeisaverage.com and I found some really hilarious posts. They all sound so fun!

Today, I got into disneyland dressed as Waldo. All day long, whenever I saw someone take out a camera, I would freeze in the background of their photo. Best day ever spent. MLIA

Today, Instead of doing my assignments I was running around my house trying to hit things with a mini nerf gun. I kept missing and wondering why. Then I realized I was closing one eye but that John Smith in Pocahontas said, "Open both your eyes, you see twice as well." I started hitting everything. Thank you John Smith. MLIA

Yesterday, we were playing dodgeball in PE. One of the rules is if you hit someone in the face, they stay in and you're out. Since I'm no good at throwing, I was running around putting my face where the balls would hit it. My team won. MLIA

Yesterday, while at a school mass the priest started the ceremony with the usual opening words. He then stopped before continuing with the normal procedure by stating, "That was really hard for me. I've developed a phobia of talking with a microphone. I'm afraid Kanye West is going to jump on the altar." I don't know if I was extremely amused or intrigued that a holy man was watching the VMAs. MLIA.

Today, at an assembly, while my friend was talking about clubs, a boy ran up and grabbed the mic, yelling, "I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time. Of ALL TIME." I'm fairly certain this made school assembly history. MLIA.

Today, I was riding the Metro train home. At each stop, the driver says "Stand clear, please, doors are closing." Usually they say it with a very flat affect - but my driver decided to switch it up. Every time, he said it differently: operatic voice, rapping, Donald Duck imitation, whispering, and my favorite, with a British accent (saying "Mind the Gap"). Best trip home EVER. MLIA.

Today, a kid in the pre-school class I teach said "son of a bitch" Normally I couldn't care less, but school policy says I have to call the kid's parents to tell them. I told his mom the story, and without a beat said, "did he use it in a gramatically correct sentence?" Guess who is my new favorite parent? MLIA

Yesterday in Biology, I got really excited and looked under my table. Taped under it was a bag of chips and a note for me. My lab partner looked extremely confused. Little does she know, my sister and I are secret angents and leave notes for each other around school. School has never been more exciting. MLIA

Today, I recieved a knock on the door from two teenage boys dressed in doctor suits with a giant needle, they asked me if i've seen somebody suspicious lurking around my property, at that exact moment another teenager in a straight jacket runs by and the two chase after him. I still can't stop laughing. MLIA

Today, while walking through the school parking lot to walk home after school, I heard what sounded like an ice cream truck. Considering it was September and I was still on school property, I was very confused. I then saw a car full of seniors drive by, blasting an ice-cream truck jingle, throwing ice cream sandwiches at unexpecting walkers. I got two. MLIA.

Today in Chem class, an etremely irritating girl was talking rudely about another person and didn't realize that the whole class went quite. The teacher then casually said "By the way class, don't talk to her, she is an example of what we call Bismuth Technetium Hydride". He then preceded to write on the board the chemical symbol for the compound. Bi Tc H. It made me smile. MLIA

Today I decided to watch the news at 10. The first thing I heard was, "It's 10 pm. Do you know where your children are?" I panicked for a minute and looked around, before realizing that I don't have any children. MLIA

Today, I saw a sign on the school's student noticeboard. It read "LOST: AIR GUITAR". It made my day. MLIA.

Today, I was listening to "I Just Can't Wait to be King" on my iPod while walking home, right as Simba says, "everybody look left, everybody look right" a few other people and I were at the streetcorner waiting to cross the street. I'm glad Simba is watching out for my safety. MLIA.

Today, in my Spanish class, we were learning the Spanish names for colors. Right as the class all said together "negro" (which means black), the black boy who had just left walked back in. His face was priceless. MLIA.

Today, my science teacher asked, "What is life?". The answer could be as short or as long as we wanted. Of course, the question made me think of Lion King so I wrote, "Life is a circle that never stops." I looked at it again and thought I didn't want to rip Lion King off so I wrote in fine print, "Source: Lion King". I got full credit. MLIA


Reading these has given me some great ideas!
And it's taught me something, in a way, too...
Go out and make today interesting by being average!

4 comments:

AGR said...

I've totally read half of those already. I wish that my average day consisted of cool things like that... Instead, I guess I'm... below average. Or above average. I pick the second one!

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JustVero said...

aaahhhh you read MLIA to.
*high five* (:

youhana said...

Nice