Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Confession Number Twenty-Three

I must confess...

... that I am an Intenet Whore. Yes, a WHORE!

But I have no reason to be scared, for I am not alone!

My good friend and blogging partner Delia is also an Internet Whore!

Collectively, Delia and I have come up with the qualifications for being an Internet Whore. They are as follows:

  • You have a facebook and actively check it every day
  • You have a myspace with at least 100 friends
  • You have a youtube account that you use to comment on or add videos
  • You have a blog that is updated at least once a month
  • You have some sort of Instant Messaging program (Facebook IM doesn't count)

If all of these apply to you, you are an Internet Whore! Don't be ashamed - be proud of this daring task you have accomplished. Not only do you have no life, but you have wasted your time on a mega network that people travel daily using google. (I love google! - Oh! That should be another qualification - a favorite search engine.)

But once you've joined the League of Internet Whores, you can yell at your league friends. "BOO YOU WHORE!" I have already done it to Delia. Plus, it is a Mean Girls reference!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Confession Number Twnety-Two

I must confess...

...that I don't really like most cereals.

They're just all dry unless you have milk and I'm not a huge fan of milk, so, therefore, I have to eat cereal with grape juice or Mountain Dew or something else that doesn't go with cereal.

(Wow, yeah, can you tell I have nothing to talk about?)