Sunday, April 13, 2008

Confession Number Twenty One

I must confess...

... that I love chocolate like a woman on her period. Yes, I said a woman on her period. That's how much I love chocolate.

The other night I ate 3 big brownies. THREE! All pure chocolate! Yum, yum, yum!

Whenever I 'binge' on chocolate I begin to feel like a woman on her period. The craving for chocolate. It's like "Bring it on! Bring it on!" Oh it tastes so good.

BTW. There's a new video on youtube.


Dee said...

I hate to break it to you, but you'll never know what's it's like to be a woman on her period. Sure, the chocolate's all fun and good, but then you have the hallucinations induced by cramps and all that other junk.

justdpl said...

awww man... i really hoped i would experience a period... it just sounds like so much fun! the insanely bloated feeling as if your stomach is going to explode along with all of the nasty stuff that comes out. i wish i knew