Confession Number Fifty-One

I must confess...

...that I found the most amusing thing ever this morning.

Apparently in the 70s, DC Comics published a "Super Dictionary" for children. The following are scans from that book, courtesy of Google Images and scans_daily.

What a smartass oracle, huh?

lmao, "The last people who complained were sorry." Oh, Flash.

It's so hard to choose a favorite out of all of these, but this is definitely in the top five. "That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible." I need reasons to say that in real life. Suggestions, please. XD

Why does the Green Lantern have a duck? I AM PERPLEXED.

THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

Did Superman just decide, "Hey, I'm going to take off my boots mid-flight"?? He looks so surprised, and he's actually falling, WTF CLARK?

YOU CAN FLY, MORON.

LMAO, "I hurt my own body."

OMG. CURTAINS CANNOT HIDE YOU FROM MY EYES.

Suggestions for this one too. Give me plausible situations in which I may use this; I'll love you forever.

(Btw, in case you aren't familiar with the conjuction 'I'll', here's Batgirl and Robin to elaborate:)

(p.s. You don't have any powers, Batgirl.)

I FEEL YOUR ANGST, GREEN ARROW. I FEEL IT. IT'S SO PAINFUL. D:

And the crown gem of this entire thing...

Why so seizure, Batman?

So, this is going on my Christmas list. I want a copy of this book so badly. I'm considering teaching my future children with this book.

XD

Confession Number Thirty-Eight

I must confess...

... that I have a new favorite, non-serious, song from a musical!

It is from the musical called S'Cool, a very High School Musical esque show. I have even started singing High School Musical songs while listening to the CD for S'Cool.

Now, you're probably wondering how I came across this musical... Work. I am helping with a Stage Camp for 8-14 year olds and this is the musical they chose. Yay!?

Anyways, the song that I LOVE is called "Stop, Blog, and Roll!" And the first time I read the lyrics I thought, "At the end they should scream 'INTERNET WHORES!' ", because it is so much like me and the internet.

The lyrics are as follows:

Stop, Blog, and Roll!

Here's my life, digital.

It's real life, can't you tell?

Ev'ry one's doin' it!

I'm online!

Upload, download, ev'rybody reload.

I-Pod, rocker.

Where's my pop-up blocker?

Scan me, LAN me.

Baby, please don't pan me.

MP3!

Domntime, online, I can be one of a kind.

Wired sensation;

What's the fascination?

Megabyte, ev'ry night?

Pixilation out of sight.

Here I am!

Here's my life on the "web."

It's real life; straight a-head.

Ev'ry one listen up!

Watch me, please!

Wireless, what a mess, this internet is in my head.

Worldwide message board;

Talk to friends in Singapore.

My eyes are glued to the screen;

Ev'rybody make a scene.

E-mail me!

(my favorite part's next!)

LOL, BRB, ROFLMHO.

PVP, AFK,

TTYL, A.O.K.

UBER, GRATS, NEWB or LEET,

Digital computer freak!

I M Me!

Here's my life, digital.
It's real life, can't you tell?
Ev'ryone listen up!

Be my friend!

Here's my life; on the "web."

It's real life; straight ahead!

AMAZING! I am so glad that someone would write a song for people like me! I think this even has potential to be the theme song of the League!

Here is a link to a video that has the song, don't be thrown off by the Curella De Vil video.

P.S. Youtube potential anyone?