... that I am an Intenet Whore. Yes, a WHORE!
But I have no reason to be scared, for I am not alone!
My good friend and blogging partner Delia is also an Internet Whore!
Collectively, Delia and I have come up with the qualifications for being an Internet Whore. They are as follows:
- You have a facebook and actively check it every day
- You have a myspace with at least 100 friends
- You have a youtube account that you use to comment on or add videos
- You have a blog that is updated at least once a month
- You have some sort of Instant Messaging program (Facebook IM doesn't count)
If all of these apply to you, you are an Internet Whore! Don't be ashamed - be proud of this daring task you have accomplished. Not only do you have no life, but you have wasted your time on a mega network that people travel daily using google. (I love google! - Oh! That should be another qualification - a favorite search engine.)
But once you've joined the League of Internet Whores, you can yell at your league friends. "BOO YOU WHORE!" I have already done it to Delia. Plus, it is a Mean Girls reference!
